So you have questions? And you need someone to hold your hand before the event even starts? Uh-oh!
But perhaps someone may answer your pending questions. Or to discuss the event with another wannabe Pansy, please click the link below to visit the PANSYMAN Forum.
Why an anonymous forum?
Honestly we do not want Mark Zuckerburg or Alexa showing up and making us all look bad.
But perhaps someone may answer your pending questions. Or to discuss the event with another wannabe Pansy, please click the link below to visit the PANSYMAN Forum.
Why an anonymous forum?
Honestly we do not want Mark Zuckerburg or Alexa showing up and making us all look bad.
FAQS
- Is the event for real? Damn Skippy it is!
- Do I have to be an Elite athlete? No, but it sure would help.
- Can I do it as a team? Sure, but you are not a true pansy, nor do you get the bracelet.
- What about timing? You own a watch, right?
- How we will know who finished first? There will be a dry erase board and you take a picture with it and your finish time.
- Cheating? If you get caught cheating, PansyMan will hunt you down and force you to get a Tough Mudder Tribal Tatoo on your silky smooth shaved legs.
- What's the course like? Moderately difficult to Difficult, but totally doable. There is singletrack, a little pavement, gravel, hike-a-bike sections, a meth lab or two (don't worry if you don't look em in the eye, they cool). And if you have a challenge with that, you know how Nascar got started right? Moonshiners. If illegal alcohol led to one of the greatest lines from a movie of all time "No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin." Just think what great things will evolve from Meth.
- What if I can't finish? Don't sign up. You are on your own for this challenge. Figure a way out to get back to your car.-- I Never heard a crackhead say “I ain’t got no $ so I ain’t smoking today” they always find a way ... so u gone let a crackhead out hustle u today?
- Are there categories? Yes, you are either a Pansy or not!
- Are there sponsors? Yes, Your Legs, support those lovely things.
- Where should I stay? AirB&B, VRBO... you have the Googles.
- Is there a post event? If you have a place to stay in the area, invite whomever you want to it after you finish
- Is Axl Rose really going to MC the event? Watch it bring you to your shunn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- Knees, Knees